I just spent the last hour getting out of a choke hold and a head lock.
Then I closed my eyes and waited to be attacked.
-Did you call the police?
-Why the hell not?
Because I paid for that.
-You might want to reread 50 Shades of Grey. You are confused about "rough play".
What? No! I paid because I just got out of Krav Maga class.
What is Krav Maga you say?
AWESOMESAUSE that's what.
|This is called a "facehug" I think. I haven't learned it yet.|
Okay so maybe fighting some guy isn't your idea of a great Tuesday night but I think I have mentioned before that I'm not normal.
Since we moved to the South I feel like I am only adding to my Ninja Resume and not my real one. (That is a real thing. You don't know about it because the first rule of a Ninja Resume is.... Well you know.)
That's cool though because since I can't grow anything or operate on anyone I am going to need some marketable skills when civilization collapses and I guess protection is as good a racket as any other.
Remember the Bear? I guess I'm already building up a loyal customer base.
So if you need to go somewhere and pick up cabinets you bought from a guy on craigslist let me know. I'll go with you just in case.
On a serious note. Krav Maga is excellent for anyone looking for some self defense. Especially you ladies. It doesn't hurt to know how to defend yourself.