To everyone at the gym tonight who didn't say a word to me while they politely laughed at my jokes.
I have a friend who will show you her teeth every time you share a meal with her. She begs you to "check them". I thought this was insane. I mean really certifiable but...
|This might have been staged for dramatic effect.|
As soon as I got home I went into the bathroom and sure enough, there it was. Big as you like.
I made two stops after I left the gym.
People stared and I'm pretty sure it had everything to do with my teeth and nothing to do with the fact that I was wearing pigtails and a dewrag, not to mention the smell.
It was definitely the oregano.
What must they think?
I felt shame.
I'm going to floss and brush one more time just to be sure my chompers are their shiny best and then maybe I will be able to sleep tonight without having nightmares about rotting teeth.
I don't want to have to ask so please raise your right hand and promise you will say something next time.