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Parenting 101

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This is not a political post!!

I repeat. This is NOT a political post.
Although since my 12 step plan to make you a better parent will help create better humans it could serve as a way to improve this country.
Just kidding. It isn't 12 steps. I would have totally quit at 6 maybe 7. Alright 3. I would have quit after 3.
That's why my parenting technique is only one step.  ONE STEP
Seriously, I've made this easy.
Are you ready for it? I need you to pay attention. This is important.



DON'T RAISE AN ASSHOLE!!


That is literally all I'm trying to do. 
Should one of them cure cancer or initiate peace in the middle east that would just be a bonus. 
All I'm really looking for is little humans who don't think the world owes them everything. 
Who don't try and find offence in every little thing. 
Who can have a conversation with someone who disagrees with them without using name calling and Hitler comparisons.
SIDE NOTE: Hitler actually killed MILLIONS of people. M…