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School is about to Start!

Even if you don't have small children don't pretend like you didn't know because every form of social media has been filled with all things back to school. Parodies about dancing parents, memes about sad kindergarten parents, jokes about making lunches, horror stories about dress codes and so very much more.
Now if you try and tell me you don't follow social media let me stop you there.
That is the new "I don't watch TV" 
Go screw! 
We know you are better than us with all your encyclopedias and the like but whatever! We like gifs showing cats falling in water and freaking out. 
Besides, that isn't a valid argument because every store every where has been advertising it. So unless you are going to tell me you are a home bound agoraphobe, with no internet access, I call LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
Whatever.
None of your lies matter. What does matter is that for the people in this house, (and for the purposes of this blog the most important people) school i…