School is about to Start!
Even if you don't have small children don't pretend like you didn't know because every form of social media has been filled with all things back to school. Parodies about dancing parents, memes about sad kindergarten parents, jokes about making lunches, horror stories about dress codes and so very much more.
Now if you try and tell me you don't follow social media let me stop you there.
That is the new "I don't watch TV"
We know you are better than us with all your encyclopedias and the like but whatever! We like gifs showing cats falling in water and freaking out.
Besides, that isn't a valid argument because every store every where has been advertising it. So unless you are going to tell me you are a home bound agoraphobe, with no internet access, I call LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
None of your lies matter. What does matter is that for the people in this house, (and for the purposes of this blog the most important people) school is starting back up.
School supplies have been ordered. Normally a nightmare that I pawn off on the husband. Not this year though. I braved the stores, the lines, the crowds, the complaining, the fits over folders not coming in blue and took care of everything.
At least that is the story I'm telling everyone. The truth is it took 3 minutes.
Yup. That isn't even an exaggeration.
Both the kid's schools uploaded their school lists to the local Target and all I had to do was find them on the website.
Less than 200 seconds.
Less time than it takes to tie shoes.
Seriously!! I was so giddy I didn't even know what to do with myself.
So yeah it was super easy thanks to the fact that everything is linked in cyberspace and sure every time the internet makes something easier it means some tiny piece of my private life is now available for strangers but who cares?
School shopping is done. Now I just need to enforce a regular bedtime. Preferably at least a few days before school actually starts.
Let's be honest though. THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.