Normally I hate people who rush the holidays.
When I see Christmas decorations up in October I get very annoyed.
But I'm going to break my own rule because I was out and about the other day and came across some fantastic items that would be perfect for that special someone on your list.
Are you afraid I couldn't hear him?" when the moderator kept telling Obama to talk directly to McCain?
Sure people are afraid of clowns but that is because they have never meant this subtle and suave guy. He doesn't throw banana cream pies at you or squirt water into your face from a flower. He is all about Kierkegaard and James Joyce.
Last but not least this guy. Imagine how quickly your house will be added to the local garden tour with him as your centerpiece. You will be the envy of every house frau in the PTO.
So yeah. Maybe it's a little early to start getting crazy but you'll thank me later when you aren't wandering about the mall on Christmas eve looking for one last present.