First before I start talking about myself I have a question.
Is there another superhero besides Superman that has such a well known weakness?
Sure the Green Lantern has yellow stuff. (you know you totally knew that)
I really can't think of anything else off the top of my head.
Time Out while I search the Internet...........................
I'm back. Guess what? There is nothing else memorable. Although I will mention that I just learned the original Wonder Woman could be trapped if a MAN bound her hands. That is some serious sexist Bravo Sierra. Glad that is no longer the case.
Okay after that little nerd interlude let's get back to me.
Have I told you I have a "Kryptonite"?
Time Out again. Did you know Krypton is in spellcheck but Kryptonite isn't? WTF?
Back again. About my Kryptonite (seriously. how is this not in spellcheck?).
I'm going to tell you but only because I doubt there are any super villains that read this blog. They are much more into TUMBLR and VINE.
It's my hair.
You know that stuff that grows on top of my head? Yeah.
I HATE WHEN ANYONE TOUCHES IT!!
Is there something more yelly than bold caps? Maybe underlined too?
Seriously. I HATE IT!
Underlining was too much! I always go too far. Live and learn.
It was one of the multitude of benefits to having short hair: no one touches it. But now in some sort of sick sadomasochistic move I'm growing it out. Don't say I'm overreacting. Have you ever grown out short hair? It's like one bad middle school hair cut after another and now to add insult to injury people feel like they can touch it.
"Ohh it's curly." Like that fact that my hair has curls means you should touch it.
PS it doesn't. These are the same people who touch pregnant lady's bellies I bet.
Right now I still have enough patience to remain calm and not slap anyone but we are quickly approaching the day when I'll black out and when I finally come out of my Hulk like rage someone will be lying at my feet wondering why and I'll have to explain to a judge that it was a totally provoked attack. "She touched my hair." Best. Defense. Ever.
I guess this is more of a public service announcement. Or maybe a warning...
If you've gotten away with it in the past. Count yourself lucky but remember one day the sleeping lion is going to wake up and you are going to pull back a bloody stump.
Gosh those are some serious mixed metaphors. What ever.
You get it right?
Hands off the hair!!
I love you Internet! Don't ever change. There is nothing you don't have!!!!
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