Note: I wrote this post Friday.
Sometimes I wish I was a much meaner person.
Or at least I didn't care about human niceties. You know like holding the door, saying good morning, letting people merge.
Sociopath? Yeah that would have made today a bit easier.
What happened you ask?
Nothing life changing or sad. (I've mentioned before this ain't that blog.)
Nope. Nothing like that. It's much worse.
Sit down and let me tell you a story:
It started on Wednesday when we arrived at my son's music lesson only to find out his current teacher was gone. No one told us. So instead of continuing my son on his path to super stardom we stood there for 30 minutes until we could arrange for another time.
We headed back tonight to start with a new instructor. Number 5, apparently no one wants to teach my son. (This isn't true at all I'm just complaining. Obviously he is my kid and we routinely get calls from the Van Halen's about his talent.).
Apparently though someone forgot to update the super high tech excel spreadsheet they use to schedule the lessons and they had double booked the time. Of course, since we were one minute late the other lesson had already started and by the time we figured out what was going on another 30 minutes had passed and it was someone else's time.
Luckily I had fed the kids before we headed over there.
Or not, as the case became when Colin told me he had just thrown up in their bathroom and apparently didn't do the best job with his aim.
Now we've been waiting awhile and I can just leave and make it someone else's problem. If I was a sociopath that is totally what I would have done.
I didn't though. stupid conscience!! Instead I got to go into the store's bathroom, where only men work, that really isn't open to the public, and clean up my son's vomit.
Now I want you to think for a moment about how I described the bathroom.
Have you pictured it in your head? Are you somewhere between youth hostel and frat house? Good because that is pretty accurate. Luckily there was pine sol and paper towels.
Pretty sure it is now cleaner than it has ever been. I, of course, feel the need for a shower.
So over all a fun day.
NOTE: Yes I am aware this is what the Internet call a first world problem. I'm not bemoaning the state of my tragic life. I just thought there can never be too many good stories about vomit.