It also means rain. Lots and lots of rain.
I'm not complaining about rain. I love it. It makes the flowers grow and it makes the pollen go far far away.
What I don't like is how it affects the drivers down here.
Before I complain about 'locals' I want to talk about how much I love my adopted home. North Carolina is awesome. The weather, the people, the biscuits, the sweet tea.
It's all great on most days.
I'm even cool with the ridiculous way we handle the snow down here. It's rare and I get that no one is going to have enough practice for a mastery of the skill of snow driving.
Totally okay. I'll stay home and laugh at the ridiculous rush of people to get bread and milk because an inch is being predicted.
So you totally get a pass on the lack of snow driving skills.
But what about the rain?
Seriously. Why can't you drive in the rain? For the last fours days I have been trapped behind car after car doing at least 5 miles under the limit while my windshield wipers are still on intermittent.
Traffic has been ridiculous and the roads are barely damp.
It rains all the time. You should know how to do this.
Wait. I'm having an AHA moment!!
Is this a NASCAR thing? I know they can't race in the rain. They even have jet powered blow dryers for the track to dry the asphalt. I know this because a few years ago some guy crashed into one and it EXPLODED! Seriously. That happened.
Okay here is some knowledge. Your car does not have racing slicks. You have tires with treads that help you grip the road even when it's wet. Yes hydroplaning is a real thing but not when it's only drizzling.
Speed up people. You're making me want to find out how harsh the road rage laws are down here.