A statement I make on a regular basis. Probably more than once a day depending on how many people I encounter.
Seriously. It's a problem. I look around a room sometimes and I think about who is the first person I need to eliminate if a giant bar fight breaks out.
This is of course a little ridiculous as I spend most of my time either at the Preschool where I work or my kid's school. It's unlikely a massive, no holds barred, ladder and chairs match is going to break out.
Doesn't mean I don't think about it.
At this point I'm sure you are questioning my sanity. First, stop judging! Second, pretty sure I told you I was crazy up front.
None of that is the point.
Today some guys from a local Karate School came in and gave a lecture about anti bullying. They did a pretty good job but that still isn't the point.
I count take them.
I could totally take them.
I mean I would have had to leap over a bunch of under fours but I could totally take them.
That's not too crazy right?
Sweet. Thanks you guys. I'm feeling more normal already.
PS I just re read this before I posted it. I do that because I am an awful speller and my typing isn't much better. Plus I can't pull my usual and blame it on auto correct.
Not the point. I seem to be easily distracted today.
This post reads like a "how to" essay on surviving prison.
I should sign off now. Maybe I should take a quick web MD quiz to check my sanity level?
PPS I made this today.
Stupid Hobby Lobby! Stupid Internet!
AWESOME DR WHO