For us that means the kids are out of school and I'm not working. (This teacher thing is AWESOME!)
I'm not going to bore you with our exciting plans this year. I'm not that evil and they're not that exciting.
Instead I want to bore you with stories about my kids. I meant regale. Yeah regale. That's a fancy word!
Today we went to the pool. (see exciting.)
In the span of a few hours my kids talked to everyone. I mean everyone. They don't care how old you are, what you look like, if you are trying to sleep. They will tell you who they are, how old they are, where they were yesterday. Random details about their lives.
WHAT? That's weird right?
So the pool attracts frogs. The kids find them in the filters and pull them out. Releasing them into the wild while I sing Born Free, (as free as the wind freeeeeeeeee).
Some teenage girls were not as keen to touch them as my kids and there was some squealing as Natalie walked by to release the 4th frog she had found.
They didn't.The glanced at me with nervous eyes like frog pee might be contagious.
In total they found 10 frogs today. Colin and Natalie took turns naming them.
See, frog pee and awesome kids.
You should regale your friends with this story.